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Mourinho's conversation on phone with Fergie

ring ring, Mourinho's phone rang,
Hello Fergi....Mourinho said
hey Mourinho,how is Real Marid... Fergie replied.
you are not sounding good....Mourinho said
i'm retir..retiring ...Fergie hesitated
you are what?......Fergie..... Mourinho was surprised
Retiring Mourinho....Fergie said.
......................(silent).......
Mourinho are you there?.....Fergie asked
am....am.... here ....Fergie....Mourinho said finally.
am sorry i have to bring it to you,my friend,this way......Fergie said.
it's ok fergie,i respect your view but i never see it coming.....Mourinho.
I told the board about you but....Fergie was bridge
No,No No, Fergie,you shouldn't have done that,you know where i want to go....Mourinho was a bit harsh in his voice
No my friend,i wanted you here but the board said you don't say long in a club,so i choose David Moyes as alternative....Fergie said.
Ok by me,David Moyes is a good choice,miss you when i come to England next season.
Bye my good friend Mourinho....Fergie said
can't say bye fergie,hard to say that.....mournho said
the phone drop.

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